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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!