Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.