Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.