Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.