Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.