Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
They both spit.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Basic Math
It's the most basic drink there is.
A gray and red hairy paste.
Brown-chicken-brown-coooow
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Time to try the udder one.
He needed the cowlcium.
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
