Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
Cause William Shatner Coffee.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Starbucks
Show me your brews!
Because the snowblower is coming.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
They always somehow just Klingon to it.
Nein!
InterNEIN
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
An argument
