Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

Astrology Jokes More Astrology Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!