Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama Bin Latte

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Astrology Jokes More Astrology Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...