Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757