What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!