What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?

A parson to parson call!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!