What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!