What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!