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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.