What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!