What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings