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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!