What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.