What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesn't have balls

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.