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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.