What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.