What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.