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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.