Because m = AIt
Im here for the boos.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Because he was salty
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Im Stoned
Durian durian! im sorry
Oscar im so sorry
Im a fungi
By the "M" on his pajamas.
They're not infallible
Luke warm. im sorry
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
You call 'im Maury.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Roll playing im sry
There is no dirt in the hole!
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
I guess it's too grue-some.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Kobe beef
To get to the other side.
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
How long before the rice is ready
It's always prepared.
By looking over your shoulder.
He was nonplussed.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
The specific ocean.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
It's an aunt- -him.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
With a Nine Inch Nail.
Because they hang out on the web all day!
