Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
She heard drinks were on the house.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
The Foo Fighters
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
