Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!