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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic