Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.