Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut