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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!