What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray