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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!