What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!