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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!