Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.