Because he was playing with Pooh.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Jack of all Spades
To find Pooh!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
He was looking for Pooh.
I've never smeared tigger on my face