Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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