Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!