Shelf-ish
They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
They prefer a Target.
Because 7 8 9 A
Gifted.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
He was barking up the wrong tree.
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
Bar tender
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
It doesn't sit well.
The incredible Sulk.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Geometry
Geometry.
Let us spray.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
