Shelf-ish
They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Wayne
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he was an old boar.
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
This post.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Bob
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Because she will squeal on you.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
A golden opportunity
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
