Hog Jokes

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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A stole.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

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What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

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They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.