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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!