What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.