What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.