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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.