What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!