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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.