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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.