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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.