What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.