What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.