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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.