What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.