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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Mas cow.

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Because then Dallas would want one too.

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A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large