What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.