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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.