What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large