What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.