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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave