What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.