What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time