What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.