What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time