What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.