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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.