Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Because the only constant is change.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.