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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.