Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.