What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.