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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.