What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr