8+ Funny Guest Jokes - Curious Supply

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Guest Jokes