Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!