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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!