Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.