Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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They fight back.

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Mourning, everybody!

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Your honor.

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Inner

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Disco Stew!