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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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My Roku.

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Whats up M8?

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He's not a mourning person

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A snowfake.

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Leave a plunger in the toilet

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They fight back.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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Your Honor.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.