Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.