Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie