Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.