Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.