Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.