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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.