He had a chicken stapled to his face.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
To get to the other side.
A Porky-Pine
Freedom.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Be careful with whom you chose
They're both staples.
