Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.