Because it was cooler on the other side.
To get to the other side.
Because he never really was on your side.
Because chicken.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
