Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.