Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.