Pillow Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Bonds mature.

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