Because it was cooler on the other side.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
I have no idea.
No idea.
He's got more money than cents
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Because they don't believe in higher powers
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
A polite bulb.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Nothing
Go big or go home
To get out of this town.
To get to the other bribe
