Because it was cooler on the other side.
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
To get to his website!
A cold shoulder.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
Pillow fight!
He has two clean fingers.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Working legs.
A bird that talks in morse code!
An animal that talks your head off.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
In tennis, love means nothing.
