Because it was cooler on the other side.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
A pillow fight
Pillow fight.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
A-spare-I-guess
I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Not-a-Yeti
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Linoleum blown apart
I can go to sleep with a light on
Dumblebore
Because chicken.
To show the opossum it could be done.
