Because it was cooler on the other side.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
A dim light.
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
Bruces
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
Because his stool so hard!
At LMN-tary school!
Kimistry
Cause they lactose.
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
He was all over his wife at the parade
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Microsoft.
