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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.