Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.