Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.