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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

Bed rock

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.