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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Night Mare Jokes More Night Mare Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.