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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going