Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going