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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Night Mare Jokes More Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.