Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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They always quack the case.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going