Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!