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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!