What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!