What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.