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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.