What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)