Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.