Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head