Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner