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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What did The Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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They keep getting caught in the net!

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What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'