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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan