Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
He makes a fe-line for the door.
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!