Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*