Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.