How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.