How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.