What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.