What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.