What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.