Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian