How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.