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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky