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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.