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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky