Dragon Milk Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.