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Dragon Milk Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs