Dragon Milk Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows