Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.