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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.