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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.