Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.