Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.