What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.