What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.