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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.