What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.