What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.