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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.