What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things