Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.