Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?