Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.