Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here