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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU