Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.