Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!