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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)