Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.