Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.