Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke