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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.