What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.