What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.