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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.