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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.