What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.