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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.