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Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.