Toaster Jokes

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.