How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA