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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.