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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6