How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.