How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.