She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because they cant tell jose from hose B
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
I want you inside of me.
They both make pop tarts.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
They tell you.
