Pop Tart Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.