Pop Tart Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!