Pop Tart Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Tart Jokes More Tart Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

John Lennon Jokes More John Lennon Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.